A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said: Hey Koala! What are you doing?
The koala said: Smoking a joint, come up and have some.
So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was ‚dry‘ and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard: What’s the matter with you?
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said: Hey you!
And the koala looked down at him and said: Faaaaaaaark dude…..How much water did you drink!?
